Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
