im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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