Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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