If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
that's an acceptable place to lick
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My life is pants optional.
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