If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
