So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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