will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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