If that was your dad, he is hot
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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