i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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