I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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