I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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