i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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