Where is the hickey?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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