This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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