he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
did i walk over a car last night?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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