question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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