you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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