I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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