I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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