I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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