Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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