a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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