if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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