I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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