I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I can text with my tongue
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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