Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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