I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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