What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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