What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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