did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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