what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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