Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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