But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
As shirtless as possible
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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