Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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