Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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