pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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