I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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