I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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