I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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