Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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