Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Someone shit on the floor
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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