Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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