after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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