Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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