If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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