My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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