I cockslap morals
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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