My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Drake has all the answers
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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