windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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