FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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