I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize
